Friday, December 17, 2004
I ruined someone's day today
and I don't feel bad at all -Sister Christian, my erstwhile work friend and current work nemesis, has been telling me for days about her new pink shoes that she's wearing to a party tonight.
Her new pink shoes that she got at Wal*mart.
Her new pink shoes that she got at Wal*mart that light up when she walks (what is she? Five?)
Today, she brought her new pink shoes with her to work and proudly pulled them out of a Wal*mart bag to show me.
Imagine, if you will, high heeled light pink flip flops with a clear lucite platform and heel that light up with every step (is Kinder-stripper a word?)
And she was so smug about how cool and edgy they are.
"Wow, those are cool and edgy," I enthused. "All you need now is a pole to swing around."
You've never seen smugness disappear so quickly.
And no one could get away with these shoes. They're awful. Even I couldn't wear them ironically, and I can wear anything ironically. But these are really the last shoes that a devout, born again, 27 year old virgin should own. Really.
6 comment(s):
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I'm cracking up here. "Kinder-stripper"! I've got to go on walmart's website now and look for a picture of theses.
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I checked on their website and they don't sell shoes - dammit
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i know those shoes. a friend's college age, frat-party-attending-kinda-slutty-but-really-just-a-tease sister had them i think. SO stripper. SO NOT church.
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I am SO getting you those for your bday. I bet you actually COULD pull them off. If only ironically.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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Everyone needs a work nemesis & the fact that she is proud of shoes like these (from Walmart)...friggin priceless. You had to bring her down with your comment...I mean really...how could you let an opportunity like that get by you?!
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