Thursday, February 10, 2005
WTF is a "bean feast"?
Veruca: Gooses! Geeses!I want my geese to lay gold eggs for EasterMr. Salt: It will, sweetheart
Veruca: At least a hundred a day
Mr.Salt: Anything you say
Veruca: And by the way
Mr. Salt: What?
Veruca: I want a feast.
Mr. Salt: You ate before you came to the factory
Veruca: I want a bean feast!
Mr. Salt: Oh, one of those
Veruca: Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts So good you could go nuts
Mr. Salt: You can have all those things when you get home
Veruca: No, now!! I want a ball I want a party Pink macaroons and a million balloons And performing baboons and ...Give it to me Now!I want the world I want the whole world I want to lock it all up in my pocket It's my bar of chocolate Give it to me Now! I want today I want tomorrow I want to wear 'em like braids in my hair And I don't want to share 'em I want a party with room fulls of laughter Ten thousand tons of ice cream And if I don't get the things I am after I'm going to scream! I want the works I want the whole works Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises Of all shapes and sizes And now Don't care how I want it now Don't care how I want it now
that was for my sister - I actually want none of those things... oh, other than the performing baboons, that would be kind of cool
5 comment(s):
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trust me, you want nothing to do with Babboons in an enclosed area without protective glass walls separating you.
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jesus christ, there is so much lesbian sexual innuendo in that. i never realized...
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you mean like: "Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts so good you could go nuts"?
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Wow. I never even noticed all of those innuendos. Was Veruca a carpet-muncher? Clam-digger? "please insert your lesbian-euphemism here"? What other kind of euphemisms are out there?
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a BEAN FEAST... come on.
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