Thursday, April 14, 2005

A night out of the trailer park, baby

Ever wanted to have an evening of pure unadulterated white trashiness? Yeah, me neither, but guess what? In honor of our cousin Britney's greasy little bun in the oven, my other cousin, Angie, and I are planning a night of white trash abandon - bowling, brew, boobs, maybe even a belching contest. So if you're in Phoenix and want to get a little ghetto - hit us up and maybe we'll let you roll wit us... and if you're not in Phoenix, but still want to participate in the fun, we're offering drunk dials on command - just email your phone number to BigBallFederline@blueshoediaries.com - no promises though, we might get distracted by something shiny, or a big American truck...