Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Today is a veritable smorgasbord (orgasbord) of scents*

My office smells a lot like dirt - and a little like mint - it's like someone was potting philodendrons whilst chomping on some Doublemint.

It's familiar and disconcerting all at the same time - familiar, because - well, it's dirt and mint, they're recognizable scents, you know? Disconcerting because - well, I work on the third floor of a building in a mall, not a greenhouse.

And I went to Panda Express for lunch, so my hair smells like egg rolls



*alternate title: I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY