Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Dear Family Guy

Let me begin by saying that I'm glad you're back... Actually, so much more than just glad, ecstatic, thrilled, jubilliant, happy enough to pee my pants, but... well, I don't know how to say this, but... I don't think you're as funny as you used to be... I mean, maybe it's just me, maybe I've gotten so used to being without you that I've closed off that part of me... but it just seemed like you used to be fraught with obscure pop culture references and completely inappropriate jokes, and now... sure they were there, but not as much as before... I just didn't feel as satisfied as before... Don't worry, baby, we've been through too much together for me to just give up on you, but maybe you should focus less on the "American Dad" funny and more on us. Because I don't want to go back to "Desperate Housewives", but I will if I have to... no, no, no, I'm not threatening you, I'm just saying...

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