Sunday, July 10, 2005

In case you were planning on renting "The Pacifier" with Vin Diesel*

Just don't, okay? It was unimaginably bad - and Vin Diesel, for all of his bulk, makes the least believable Navy SEAL EVER! Paris Hilton would make a more convincing one. The only worthwhile scene (Vin Diesel getting bitten by a duck) you saw in the commercial.


*Yes, we rented it, don't look at me like that - we were in the house for almost a week with no cable tv and my laptop plays DVDs, okay? And there's only, like, 2 video stores in town and neither of them had anything good, really there's not anything good out right now that we hadn't already seen - I swear. Fortunately, we have cable now, and all is right in the world again.