Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Public Service Announcement
On my commute to work today, I saw a billboard, right by the railroad tracks announcing that October 2 - 8 is Mental Health Awareness Week - Finally!!! A nationally recognized time to celebrate my dysfunction!!!!I call upon all of you who
- stop spying on your ex-boyfriend, jump out of the shadows and proclaim "I'm a stalker!"
- stop ignoring the voices in your head, sit down and have a nice little chat with them!
- Let all your personalities shine!
- stop burying the bodies out in the woods in the dark of night, dig a nice big hole in your front yard, who cares if the neighbors are watching?
- don't be ashamed of your obsessive need to wash your hands ten times a day, lather up, freak!
- don't avert your eyes to the homeless guy singing Elvis Presley songs, covered in his own feces, give him a big hug, invite him home for dinner, or at least buy him a fifth!
Say it loud, say it proud, I'm a whack job and I'm proud!
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