Friday, December 30, 2005

Nobody's reading blogs today are they?

I mean, really, my company is probably the only company on the planet that's open, right? So it's not like anyone is at work or anything or reading these, right? So I could just write a post full of rhetorical questions, right?

Like I could ask what's up with airline food, right?

Or I could ponder as to why low rise pants got so popular, right?

Or I could wonder why I haven't felt moved to make any resolutions this year, right?

Or I could say that I couldn't remember the last time I was awake at midnight on a New Year's Eve, right?

I could even say that I really liked the movie "Mean Girls" and how I think Tina Fey is one of the funniest people ever, right?

And my questions could be completely inane and disjointed, right?

Like I could even say how there must be a bunch of humidity in the air today because my hair wouldn't straighten well and it looks like crap, right?

Or I could talk about how I think we might get off work early today and how I didn't wear mascara today, right? I

could talk about what color underwear I'm wearing today (pink) and say that I listened to (and really enjoyed) a really embarassing cd (Jackson 5) on the way to work, right?

And nobody would be around to read it, right?

It's like that old saying - "if a blog entry posts on the internet and there's no one around to read it, does it matter?" (wow, that was really bad, right? Good thing nobody's going to ever read this)