Sunday, December 11, 2005
The only two circumstances under which I will voluntarily empty the dishwasher
1) If I am in a cooking frenzy and every implement that I need is in there.2) If it is 11AM and my husband is still in bed nursing a nasty hangover from his office Christmas party the night before (The master bedroom is kind of right next to the kitchen and those dishes are awfully loud when they get clattered around).
Labels: suzy fucking homemaker
1 comment(s):
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You are definitely as evil as I am. I love throwing our 17 month old on his chest while he naps on the couch, in hopes 17 month old's foot will hit a nut, or both.
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