Saturday, January 14, 2006

Dear Teeny Tiny Drunk Woman in the Booth Behind Us At Dinner,

The fact that you were drunk in public at 5PM hinted that you were an asshole.

The fact that you were loud and drunk in public at 5PM confirmed it.

The fact that you were loud and drunk in public at 5PM in a family restaurant emphasized it.

And the fact that you were loud and drunk in public at 5PM at a family restaurant and for some reason felt the need to sit at your table and call EVERYONE YOU FUCKING KNOW to brag about you and your mom being drunk and getting ready to order a couple more pitchers of margaritas TO GO... well, I think you may possibly qualify for some kind of award or something.

At the very least, you should probably get yourself spayed... Your mom, too, just in case.

Thanks,

C-8


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Seriously - what the hell is wrong with people? I know, I blog and all, so narcissism is kind of implied, but what happened to common courtesy and acknowledging that there are other people on the planet?

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