Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Note to self -

Contrary to what your resume says, you are not a "skilled multi-tasker".

Please stop trying to do two things at once, like walk down the (carpeted and not slippery at all) stairs and breathe, because you'll just trip over your big feet, twist both of your ankles in a most painful way, bump your ass and somehow hurt your shoulder. And even if no one saw, you can rest assured that everyone heard because the walls here are thinner than rice paper.... mmmm, rice paper...

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