Friday, March 10, 2006
All about footwear
These are the skates I got
Sort of high-ish low tops - no, they're not pretty, but they look darn functional - now all I need is a helmet - "round, not pointy" I was advised.
I almost got these, but decided that they looked a little bit too... gas-station-attendant-on-wheels or something.
And I'm not tellin' y'all my roller chick name yet because I don't want to jinx it - just be content in the knowledge that it's the best roller chick name EVAH...
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And what's the deal with these shoes:
They are THE FUGLIEST FREAKING THINGS EVER -
I don't care if they're comfortable, I don't care if they are so comfortable that they cause spontaneous orgasm every other step... (okay, if that were the case, I'd maybe buy a pair to wear at home... by myself... in the dark) they look like plastic dog muzzles - how does anyone put these on and say "Yeah, I'm totally going to go in public wearing these..."? How?
2 comment(s):
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My wife has rather large feet. If she wore Crocs, she'd look like a clown.
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Another question would be is: Who would put those* on, go out in public, and drag their husband along with them so that he could share the experience of pointed fingers and not-so-muffled laughter?
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Pat Angello, at
10:02 AM
I'd answer that question for you, but I'm too busy trying to hide my face in my armpits right now.
*Incidentally, they don't look any better in black.
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Anonymous, at
10:12 AM
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