Friday, April 07, 2006

I've got to get something off my chest...

No, not my bra, this site hasn't become 100% porn yet.

I don't usually say anything too controversial because I hate conflict - HATE IT - really, I 'm a cuddler, not a fighter*, but there's something on my mind that I can no longer be silent about - well... I don't know how to put this... um... okay, I'm just going to put this it there because this is my blog and I can say whatever I want -

I hope you don't hate me after I admit this... but... in my opinion, nothing emasculates a man further than putting on lip balm.

Seriously, there is no way for a guy to look manly puckering up to slick on some chapstick. And if he's using the kind in a little pot? Forget about it.

There, I said it. I feel so much better.


p.s. For my first full day of unemployment, I decided to go to Wal*Mart - it seemed only appropriate.




* that was a total lie - I HATE cuddling