Friday, August 04, 2006

Guess who's got an interview on Monday?

Monday morning.

At 6:00AM.

I know, you're thinking that it must be some kick ass job to warrant me getting out of bed and making myself purdy at that obscene hour, right?

No, it's not what you think (as usual).

It's an interview for the job I already have.

Yep, derby.

And it's not a job interview, it's a television interview.

Yep, I'm gonna be on tha tee vee.

At 6AM.

Which means that I have to look cute at 6AM.

I mean, I'm cute 24/7, but I'm at my least cute when I have morning face.

Oh well, at least it's an opportunity to break out the phony tails and put on some fake eyelashes (and, really, isn't that what life's all about?)