Monday, December 18, 2006

Dear cop who just flew up my street, lights blazing, and squealed into my driveway nearly hitting my new vehicle (only to pull right back out and fly back down the street),

Thanks for giving me a freaking heart attack.

And thanks for giving any of my neighbors who are home during the day that "Ooooh, I totally knew she would kill someone/It doesn't surprise me that they're running a meth lab over there" moment.

Next time, try to remember that this is a dead end street. Your perp obviously remembered.

Hope you got the bad guy!

xxoo,

me

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