Sunday, December 24, 2006

the holidays make me wish that I wasn't socially retarded and that I was capable of fostering and carrying on regular friendships. It makes me wish that I had a group of friends, or even just one or two, that I could call at the last minute to run out to a bar and drink dark beers and talk about everything and nothing until last call.

But things like that would require effort from me and, as much as I'd like to, on at least some level, I'm just not able to do the real friendship thing - I can't force myself to commit to calling and talking about menstrual cycles and being pals and remembering to send birthday cards... it's not that I'm not a good friend, it's just that it seems to me to be much easier to just not do the friend thing and to limit my exposure to the human race because... well, I don't know why, really.

What
ever

I guess what I'm trying to say is

Merry Christmas

not "Happy Holidays", not "Seasons Greetings", Merry fucking Christmas, okay?

I can say that, because it's my blog

5 comment(s):

  • MFC to you too! And a HFNY as well!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:17 AM  

  • Merry Christmas to you!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:31 AM  

  • Merry Christmas!

    By Blogger Donna, at 10:37 AM  

  • Merry Christmas!!

    By Blogger ab, at 4:11 PM  

  • Merry belated Christmas to you! I hope that you have a wonderful New Year. And don't feel too bad about your friendship skills. Some of us (I have issues with it too) are lacking in those skills but we are still really good people! It takes time to form new habits.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:57 AM  

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