Saturday, January 30, 2010

Are you fucking kidding me?

For your next party might I suggest the "Titanic Adventure Slide"?

The website claims this slide: "...captures all the excitement of the famed ocean liner on its maiden voyage"

I don't know about you, but nothing says "excitement" to me like re-enacting one of history's biggest disasters. I'm personally hoping to find a "World Trade Center Collapsing Bounce House" for my kid's next birthday party. Or perhaps some happy little "Rent-a-Holocaust" or maybe some performers from the John Wayne Gacy Clown Agency.

Labels: adventures in shitty parenting