Sunday, December 27, 2009

Dear Cat -

I understand that sleeping humans are irresistible to you and you love nothing more than to curl up on one of us while we are slumbering.

You might want to note, though, that it's a bit difficult for us to remain sleeping when you announce your arrival with five minutes of meowing, followed by five minutes of the purring that is about as quiet as a cement mixer.

If one is able to get back to sleep after that, I'll let you know that your precious chocolate face, radiating kitty breath, an inch from one's nose isn't exactly conducive to restful sleep either.

Just so you know.

xxoo,

me

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