Monday, April 26, 2010

By now everyone has seen that ridiculous Insane Clown Posse video (and the SNL parody... and the Glade Plug-Ins Ad...), but have you read the interviews? Because... those... guys... are... uh-may-zing.

You know what that clown-faced think tank taught me? Giraffes are indigenous to Africa and Detroit*.

Shaggy 2 Dope: At the Detroit Zoo now, you can feed the giraffes. Last week, I took my kids and a friend to the zoo, and it wasn’t open. I was like, man, I want to feed a giraffe. Getting that close to some crazy-looking animal that only lives in Africa and Detroit? It’s not every day you just get to marinate with a giraffe, man.

It's almost cute how proud they are to be the official mascot of the lowest common denominator**.



*also indigenous to Detroit, some hockey team.

** read the comments on the article here, they are amazing (and, apparently, no one who listens to the Insane Clown Posse is familiar at all with any kind of punctuation. At all.)