Tuesday, May 11, 2010

pop quiz

the best way to tell whether or not your straightening iron is hot is:

a) look at the little flashing green light that indicates it's hot

b) hold your hand near it

c) stick your hand right into its molten hot alligator jaws


if you're a normal person, you probably picked a or b. If you're me, of course, you selected c, because you're an idiot.




and, I know, I know, I'm a hermit, no one is looking at my hair, but my new shampoo makes it so soft that I'm always petting it and it's even more pettable when it's straight.