Thursday, May 13, 2010

sentences that could sound bad if taken out of context

"Oh, wow, your mouth is so small, I can hardly fit it in there."*

"I'm going to recommend you use a rubber-tipped massager every day."**

"If you did it more often, the skin would toughen up."***

"Do you prefer it in the morning, or later in the day?"****





* my new dentist, while trying to fit some cool digital camera contraption into the back of my head to take a look at the only one of my wisdom teeth to come in.


** the hygienist regarding some old crown I have


*** the hygienist again, regarding my reluctance to floss


**** scheduling my next cleaning