Monday, July 26, 2010

me: now that [16-year-old son] has his license and his truck, I guess he can drive himself to football practice in the mornings so you can sleep in, right?

my Mormon friend who doesn't cook: No, I still get up to make him breakfast.

me: Make him breakfast? What do you do, pour the cereal in the bowl and put milk on it?

MMFWDC: Shut up! I microwave him oatmeal with brown sugar! I'm sure you grow your own oats and juice your own oranges and churn your own butter, but not everyone has time for that.

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