Monday, July 26, 2010me: now that [16-year-old son] has his license and his truck, I guess he can drive himself to football practice in the mornings so you can sleep in, right?
my Mormon friend who doesn't cook: No, I still get up to make him breakfast.
me: Make him breakfast? What do you do, pour the cereal in the bowl and put milk on it?
MMFWDC: Shut up! I microwave him oatmeal with brown sugar! I'm sure you grow your own oats and juice your own oranges and churn your own butter, but not everyone has time for that.