Thursday, August 12, 2010

letters

Dear Everyone in the World (with the possible exception of 1 or 2 people),

Stop being total fuckwits!!!

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Dear me,

Stop acting like you're competing in the World Cup of Bridge Burning. Step away from the matches and gasoline.


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Dear pms,

Stop making me want to google the most slow and painful ways to kill people.


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Dear dark chocolate and salty snacks,

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!

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