Thursday, August 12, 2010
lettersDear Everyone in the World (with the possible exception of 1 or 2 people),
Stop being total fuckwits!!!
Stop acting like you're competing in the World Cup of Bridge Burning. Step away from the matches and gasoline.
Stop making me want to google the most slow and painful ways to kill people.
Dear dark chocolate and salty snacks,
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!