Thursday, August 12, 2010

Dear Hot(ish) Older Guy at the Dog Park,

You're one of the most normal regulars at the dog park, you're nice, you're pleasant, you don't carry on incessantly about stupid details of your pets, and my dog loves to play with your dogs.

I would like to address a slight issue with your attendance at the park. Why is it that every single time I'm at the park looking like crap - no makeup, unwashed hair, dirty t-shirt and baggy jeans - you show up within minutes of me getting there, but when I happen to have showered and be wearing makeup and wearing a cute(ish) outfit, you are nowhere to be found?

Could we set up some kind of schedule so I don't feel like a charity case when you flirt with me?

Thanks,

me

Labels: I'm a jackass, pointless whining