Monday, October 04, 2010

Dear Juvenile Delinquents at the Pet Store During School Hours,

That animal you guys are arguing over? The one with the furry coat, big eyes, big back feet and HUGE ears? It's not some exotic species from the rainforests of New Guinea. It's a rabbit. The fact that you two were arguing back and forth:

"dude, that's not a rabbit"

"dude, that is a rabbit"

"nu uh"

"yeah huh"

tells me that you guys need to get back to school IMMEDIATELY. At least the one who couldn't recognize a damn bunny.

Also, this should be proof that education is the last place we need budget cuts.

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