Monday, April 11, 2011

Pop Quiz

The best time to introduce yourself to your neighbors across the street is:

a) the day you move in
b) the first time you see them out in front of their house
c) a year or so after you move in, the day after you've kicked out your husband who has been having an affair with a member of the church of which he is the pastor.* & **

three guesses which one I got to experience today.


*fun anecdote, when she first busted out "my husband is having an affair", I was thisclose to blurting out "it wasn't me"... it's probably a good thing I was too flummoxed by her tears to say it.

** also, how... not unexpected for a dude who's supposed to be a "man of god" to not be able to keep it in his pants. Way to represent, dude.