Monday, March 21, 2011

I've got a reasonable vocabulary and I'm not afraid to use it

Apparently, in addition to "dork", I'm adding "total nerd" to my resume

I've started trash talking during online word games. Yesterday, I told some guy to "get that weak stuff out of here" when he was unable to form a word longer than four letters (he resigned shortly thereafter) and today when some guy threatened a rematch after I trounced him, I instructed him to "bring it".

Although, I do reserve the right to completely ignore any and all all conversation from women with twee usernames like "Tim's Wifey" or "Brandy <3s Josh" because... really, get a fucking personality.

Labels: "awesome" ends with "me", I'm a jackass, unrepentant grammar snob