Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Kid: Hey, Jersey Shore is on, can we watch that?

Me: no

The Kid: Why not?

Me: Because god kills a kitten every time you watch it

The Kid: You have no proof of that


And speaking of useless people being rewarded for being on their worst behavior, can we please stop paying attention to Charlie Fucking Sheen? He's an unstable douche with a history of drug use and violence towards women, why is anyone encouraging him to do anything but seek mental help? I mean, I know, as Americans, we're morally obligated to wallow in the schadenfreude, but it's not even funny anymore, it's just kind of sad.

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2 comment(s):

  • Both (Jersey Shore and Charlie Sheen) make me seriously consider moving to Canada. I mean, even The Tragically Hip and curling have got to be better than this crap.

    By Blogger Mugdha, at 12:20 PM  

  • Now this makes Emilio joining your blog sort of awkward.

    By OpenID cdorward, at 10:11 PM  

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