Friday, July 29, 2011

Dear Endless String of Vapid 22-Year-Olds Who Sleep With Hugh Hefner,

PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH HUGH HEFNER!!!! I don't want to see it trending on twitter, I don't want to see a blurb about it on CNN, I don't even want to think about it.

He was born in 1926, HE WAS A SENIOR CITIZEN WHEN YOU WERE BORN!!!!

Also, it's okay to keep some of the details of your private life private, I promise the world will not stop turning.

Thanks,

The Rest of the World

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