Tuesday, July 10, 2012

A Walmart can tell you a lot about its city and the people in it...

no, I'm just kidding, Walmarts are pretty much gross across the board.

me: I need a bunch of random stuff and I could either go to four different stores or I could just hit up the Walmart - You know, I'll just go to Walmart, it's in a nice shopping center, it's probably a halfway nice store.

Walmart: did you forget about the pajama-clad zombies? The reckless scooter drivers? The people who stand in the middle of an aisle talking loudly on their cell phones and refusing to acknowledge that there is anyone else in the store? Because, yeah, this store has them, at least triple what you're used to from your last walmart. Enjoy your low prices!