Thursday, November 18, 2004

okay, i've got something else to admit... (please don't judge me)

i don't like the "next blog" button, okay?

and i hardly ever use it - i actually prefer to go to the bottom of the page of the "dashboard" and look at recently updated blogs - here's why - browsing recently updated blogs lets me choose which ones i want to see - this, i find, lessens my chance of getting one of the blogs that we hate (i'm not going to list the characteristics of BTWH because you already know them)

i encourage you to use the "recently updated blogs" page today - here are some guidelines that have served me well

always click on the blog with a title that mentions:

monkeys

pork products

snark

poop

pants

goats

cheese

any random pop culture reference


never click on a blog with a title that contains the following words or phrases -


nude celebrities

celebrity

giggles

hemorroids

porn (or porno)

erotic or (erotica)
wacky

funny

random

ramblings
britney (brittany, brittanie, brytani, etc...)

kick-ass

my senior (or junior or sophomore) year

diva (or diva-licious)

brilliant

mortgage

loan

mesothelioma


just think about it - you can get through more blogs in less time - blog smarter, not harder (i can't believe that i just typed that)

posted by Veruca Salt at 1:06 PM |

10 comment(s):

  • I must agree on the MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:22 PM  

  • Never, ever, ever, EVER believe a blogger who calls themselves "crazy" or "funny." Ever. It never turns out to be true.

    That's like dating a guy who calls himself "charming."

    By Blogger Agent 31, at 1:23 PM  

  • seriously - and "random" - it's always like some regurgitated seinfeld skit - it was funny the first time, not now

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 1:26 PM  

  • I gave up on "next" long ago. I let you all find me new bloggers! It works wonders too! Thanks for your hard work!

    he he "britney" UGH!

    By Blogger nique, at 1:34 PM  

  • aww, PK, you know that flattery makes me adore you even more...

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 2:11 PM  

  • You say 'yes' to monkeys, but 'no' to porn. You're confusing me!

    By Blogger Paul, at 4:02 PM  

  • What about Monkey Porn?

    huh? huh?

    angie
    blueshoe

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:42 PM  

  • to clarify:

    in blog titles -
    monkeys - yes
    porn - no

    in websites
    porn - yes
    monkeys - sometimes, i guess
    monkey porn - yes, yes, yes

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 7:38 PM  

  • I have both 'Ramblings' and 'Randomness' in my title - I feel so bad now.

    Cheers

    By Blogger Martin, at 3:31 PM  

  • dearest martin, yours is the exception that proves the rule...

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 8:25 PM  

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