Tuesday, March 22, 2005

License Plate o' the Day

There are so many questions to which this could be the answer -

Does the fact that the driver puts so much time and attention into his vehicle mean that he's compensating for something? "Yeah, it does"

Doesn't his car look like a cross between a hearse and a VW beetle? "Yeah, it does"

Doesn't alligator taste kind of like chicken? "Yeah, it does"

Hey, doesn't that cloud look like a monkey with it's lip pierced? "Yeah, it does"

Doesn't American Idol come on at 9/8 central on Wednesday? "Yeah, it does"