Friday, March 18, 2005

Make a new friend

Hey, go meet Gill, she's my new internet girl crush* - and that's not just because she flatters me obsequiously, I'm sure she has lots of other good qualities, too



*this in no way negates or alters my other internet crushes, Mike and Tim, and they have seniority, anyway**

** AND lest I forget my other internet crushes, Giselle, my hot lesbian non-blogging lover, Dick, my hot single dad internet crush, along with his blog mate, Chick, my pseudo-lesbian sorority sister, and Phizz whom I adore for his brains,