Monday, April 10, 2006

reasons #24 and 38 why it's cool to be jobless

#24 - mozzarella sticks are a perfectly acceptable breakfast

#38 - it's okay to stay out until 2AM on a Sunday night*


* I was out until 2AM because me and a bunch of tough roller chicks took a roadtrip to Atlanta to see a real roller derby bout - and that real derby bout?

oh.
mah.
gawd.

It was SO cool - derby chicks are hardcore - those bitches can skate, push, shove and catfight all in perfect makeup and fishnets. If you're anywhere near a derby team, you must go to a bout IMMEDIATELY!