Saturday, April 22, 2006

same shit, different... place?

In my house reside 4 snakes, 3 dogs, two cats and a child. While the snakes are in tanks, the rest of the creatures have free run of the house.

Taking into account the above information, would you like to venture a guess as to who got blamed for a pile of poo on the bathmat this morning?

That's right - me.

Fortunately (?) upon closer inspection (by my husband), it was determined that the poop was the handiwork (ass-y-work?) of one of the cats, who was upset about the litterbox apparently not being clean enough

Why, you ask, was I blamed for the shit on the bathmat?

your guess is as good as mine

(and, for the record, I've never once defecated on the bathmat)