Thursday, August 27, 2009

remember, kids, that a sense of humor is always important.

Even when you're clad in a two-piece mauve ensemble made of tissue paper, have your feet up in a pair of cold stirrups and your altogether exposed to someone you've just met.

Woman between my legs: I'm having a hard time finding your cervix, let me try another tool.

*cue five minutes of rustling through a tool drawer while I stare at a water stain on the ceiling*

Woman between my legs: Sorry about that.

Me: Don't apologize, I'm the one with crouching tiger, hidden cervix