Wednesday, August 18, 2010
instant karma?Dear Man In The Car Next To Me,
Yes, I totally saw you picking your nose. Don't try to play it off and act like you were just scratching it, your finger was way the hell up there. Just an FYI - your car windows aren't opaque.
Dear Couple on the Street,
Yes, you totally saw me smelling my armpit. I won't even try to play it off like I was doing something else. What else could I have been trying to do? Something in my car smelled funky and I wanted to make sure it wasn't me (it wasn't).
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