Tuesday, January 04, 2011

There needs to be a magnetic bumper ribbon for this

Why can't toothpaste manufacturers get together and have some kind of standardization when it comes to naming flavors?

Why am I always standing in the toothpaste aisle staring at packages of Sparkling Mint, Magical Mint, Mystical Mint and Refreshing Mint and trying to figure out which one will taste like toothpaste and which one will taste like Pepto Bismol and which one will taste like minty cough drops?

I just want to brush my teeth with something that doesn't make me want to vomit. Is that too much to ask?

And don't even get me started on toothbrushes...

Labels: pointless whining