Thursday, February 03, 2011

Dear Mail-Order Pharmacy,

I will not even try to pretend that you're not super duper convenient - I mean, being able to get my cray cray meds without even having to leave the house? Uh-may-zing. And cheap, too - $10 for 3 months of crazy pills? Yes, please!

I would like to remind you, though, that it's pretty obvious, from the size, shape and sound of the package that it's pills, so maybe you shouldn't put, in HUGE LETTERS "STD" on the label. You know, lest my mailman think I'm some kind of dirty whore. Even if that just means "STANDARD" shipping.

thanks a heap,

me