Thursday, April 28, 2011

Sometimes you just never know.

The other night, my Siamese cat jumps up onto the part of the kitchen counter that's open to the living room, shivers a couple of times and lets out a rainbow of barf right across the Kid's backpack.

"See?" says the dude. "That's why I tell you not to leave your stuff on the floor."

The Kid stops looking grossed out and looks confused. "Because the cat might some day projectile vomit on it?"

"Exactly."

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And today I found out why it's important to always clean up the dinner pans right away - because you might be washing a pan from the previous night's chicken piccata and and a dried up piece of angelhair pasta will jam its way deep under your thumbnail and make you drop the pan and yell "MOTHERFUCKER" right by the open kitchen window.

Labels: adventures in shitty parenting, suzy fucking homemaker