Monday, August 01, 2011

Dear Pet Snake,







That was my finger, not your lunch. You're lucky I'm such a badass that I managed to not drop you.

In the future, please stick to chomping on rodents.

Thanks a heap,

me

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3 comment(s):

  • JEEEEEZUS!
    The price of being Ms. Animal Kingdom.


    By Blogger Betsy Yates, at 4:10 AM  

  • Ummm...having a snake IN YOUR HOME makes you a badass in my book.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:27 PM  

  • we have 4, so I guess I'm a quadruple badass

    By Blogger Veruca Salt, at 7:34 PM  

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