Sunday, September 25, 2011

I know I'm a mom so I'm supposed to think no one is good enough for my kid

but every time some girl comments on The Kid's Facebook page "your cute", I want to comment either

"his WHAT is cute?"

or

"get the hell off of Facebook and go read a book or learn English, you duck-lipped* troglodyte"



*Why the hell is no one under the age of 30 capable of having his or her (okay, mostly her) picture taken without doing that stupid kissy-face? I don't understand - is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be sexy? What is it supposed to be?

Labels: adventures in shitty parenting