Friday, September 02, 2011

me: I'm so itchy all over, I'm going to scratch all my skin off

him: I thought you took an allergy pill earlier

me: I did, but it was one I found in the bottom of my purse... it might not have even been an allergy pill, but I'm pretty sure I spilled a bottle of allergy pills in there when we were in San Diego... it was probably an allergy pill, it was small and white and didn't have any writing on it... and it was a little bit dirty, not sticky or anything...

him: how have you managed to be alive this long without drowning yourself in the shower?

me: it's one of the great mysteries of the universe

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