Monday, October 24, 2011

Dear White-Suited Dude Soliciting Donations Outside of the Dollar Store,

Dude.

You're soliciting donations outside the dollar store.

I'm assuming that the whole donation-solicitation thing is not an easy gig, especially in this economy, but you're trying to get cash from people who are buying nearly-expired foods and off-brand cosmetics (and, in my case, cheap picture frames and double-sided tape for embroidery).

I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but... know your audience. Seriously.

Just trying to help you out,

The White Girl Who Ignored You When You Spoke Spanish To Her

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