Sunday, March 11, 2012The Kid wanders into the living room and flops down on the couch, focusing some game on his iPod.
Me: Who was that on the phone?
The Kid: It was Mike, he wanted to know if I wanted to go to the skate park with him, but I told him that I probably couldn't because I got a bad grade on the history quiz.
Me: That would be correct, sir
The Kid: Oh, and somebody pooped on the floor in my bedroom
Me: How do you not lead off with that information?
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