Sunday, October 28, 2012my friend's adorable (and extremely tired) toddler son: I don't wanna go home
my friend: roller derby is done for tonight, we have to go home
my friend's adorable (and extremely tired) toddler son: but I don't wanna go home
me: but you get to go home and go to sleep!
my friend (giving me a serious side eye): um... that's not really going to sell it to him
me: oh, sorry, I forget that not everyone gets as excited about going to sleep as I do