Sunday, March 10, 2013

a little timeline

8:52 PM: receive Facebook message from someone I genuinely like and would like to be friends with inviting me to a "very casual" get together for her husband's birthday next Saturday

8:53 PM: OMG, YAY! YES, TOTALLY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN, CAN WE BRING ANYTHING????

8:54 PM: Nope, it starts at 7, see you then

8:55 PM: FUCK. DID I JUST ENTHUSIASTICALLY AGREE TO A SOCIAL FUNCTION? I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR! I'M GOING TO BE LESS COOL THAN EVERYONE! I'M GOING TO SIT IN A CORNER TRYING TO GET THEIR CAT TO LET ME PET IT. WHAT HAVE I DONE????