Friday, August 30, 2013me (asleep): ...
him (off work today for the long weekend, loudly "creeping" into the bedroom and clearing his throat): ...
me (peeling one eye open):...
him: were you planning on sleeping all day?
me: I was working on it...
him: do you know what time it is?
me: I don't. On account of having been asleep.
him: it's 11.
him: I wish I could sleep until 11.
me: yeah, it's a talent.
him: I've been up since 6:30.
me: did [the kid] get up, have breakfast and get off to school okay?
me (rolling over and pulling the covers up) : my work here is done.