Friday, August 30, 2013

me (asleep): ...

him (off work today for the long weekend, loudly "creeping" into the bedroom and clearing his throat): ...

me (peeling one eye open):...

him: were you planning on sleeping all day?

me: I was working on it...

him: do you know what time it is?

me: I don't. On account of having been asleep.

him: it's 11.

me: huh.

him: I wish I could sleep until 11.

me: yeah, it's a talent.

him: I've been up since 6:30.

me: huh.

him: ...

me: did [the kid] get up, have breakfast and get off to school okay?

him: yes...?

me (rolling over and pulling the covers up) : my work here is done.

Labels: first world problems, I'm a jackass