Thursday, January 27, 2005

Am I the only girl who would rather give myself two dozen papercuts, rub salt into them, then pour lemon juice over them than go to a baby or bridal shower?

Does it make me less girl-ish to have no desire to coo over a diaper genie?

Is there something fucked up in my chromosomes that I'm not dying to have a male stripper gyrate in my face?

Is something wrong with me, or are these just not fun?

posted by Veruca Salt at 12:05 PM |

4 comment(s):

  • dude!!! i'm the same way!!!
    http://rtard.blogspot.com/2005/01/shower-schmower.html

    By Blogger nique, at 11:31 AM  

  • You are not the only girl to feel this way.

    My new rule is...unless it's a sister or dear, dear friend...I'm not going.

    TORTURE! Who really wants to sit & watch someone else open gifts for hours...usually without the benefit of anything even remotely alcoholic in their system? Who...I ask you...who?!

    Not me either, sister.

    By Blogger Chick, at 11:57 AM  

  • i find it hard to believe that ANYONE wants "to have a male stripper gyrate in [her] face". the only strippers i'd see are female ones. same with porn. i don't want any wang in my porn. and no, i'm not a lesbian, i just don't like seeing strange weiner. so NOT the hotness.

    By Blogger Jaime, at 12:57 PM  

  • I took a stripper home once.

    By Blogger Jootastic, at 1:10 PM  

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