Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Calling all Ass fans

My girls at The Ass Chronicles (aka Asses Across America) need your help.

We're desperate for more ASSertiveness, ASSociates and ASSignations.

So, if you've been asking yourself "what about MY ass?", now is YOUR time.

Email (ass.chronicles@gmail.com) your best ASS story pertaining to pretty much anything ASS related. (Perhaps a story about your own ass, a friend's ass, a celebrity ass, the chick from the coffee shop's ass, or even a cute little baby ass.) If we find it ass-tacular and vote your story one of the top 3 funnies, we will post it on the blog. But wait, how much would you pay now? Not only will we post your story and link on the Ass Chronicles, you'll also get a shout out on the blogs of every single ass girl! And if that's not enough, we'll send you a Gmail invite (if you're one of the three people on the planet who doesn't yet have the G.

Email YOUR ass story and if we laugh our asses off - You win!

*Keep it PG-13 please.